Chibi Ado’s Blessing
(image by @chiffoncake25)
The Akihabara electronic, gambling stores, and anime shops have been decimated by the acid outburst erupted from the bombs that hit them. Oval shaped unidentified flying objects bombarded the Tokyo otaku area due to an unidentified reason. Terrified anime, manga, light-novel, and visual-novel enjoyers ran spasmodically in utter disarray. Worthy mention: the UFO’s looked identical to Melonpan and the bombs looked just like Mochi. Not all of the weebs escaped alive, not only due to the Mochi bombs but also because of the Doryaki-like army of unidentified military automobiles giving the impression that surreal pancakes levitate menacing. After a brief pause, the extraterrestrial automobiles launch Dango-like spears piercing through their feeble flesh. The spears ran at an incredible speed of 320 kilometers per hour; just like Japanese bullet trains. These spears had attached to them five spherical containers seemingly identical to Dango rice balls but filled with lethal poison. Besides the Doryaki-like vehicles, billions of crawling Takoyaki-like spherical extraterrestrials soldiers with long octopus tentacles viciously attacked civilians and tourists. It is as if billions of smol Cthulhu’s unleashed their wrath upon otaku culture. Akihabara turned into a feast in which Japanese food disintegrated people, not the other way around.
In front of the not yet smashed Don Quijote Akihabara ten floored store, unafraid, calm, collected, yet angry, chibi Ado pierced with her furious gaze the Doryaki-like unidentified military automobiles and, with infinite resolve, chibi Ado unraveled her singing super power by screaming through a megaphone the song Kawaikute Gomen while dancing accordingly… the smol Ado was so adorable that the alien military could not attack her with their Dango-like spears and Takoyaki-like soldiers. However, in the middle of her song she screamed “Gah zan tak gah zan tat tat brak” and “usseewa” … in that instant, an endless army of undead, vampires, and ghosts unleashed from beneath the clean Tokyo roads like in a cheesy Halloween show. This army defeated the alien invaders through a fierce but swift battle in which the undead and the vampires ate the Takoyaki and Doryaki, while the ghosts and the bats ate the Mochi and the Melonpan. The battle was won by chibi Ado’s minions in a god-ish manner. However, many buildings were ruined, people were hurt: it is not so easy to restore a place’s dignity. After all, through the effort of chibi Ado’s minions and Japanese civilians, Akihabara has been restored to normal within two months. Unfortunately, psychological trauma persists: Akihabara’s residents are still reluctant to consume specific Japanese products like Dango and Doryaki.
